choadbag

A University of Alabama football fan. Typically used in a deriding manner by fans of rival schools such as the university of Tennessee.

Did you see that choadbag cry last year when they lost two in a row to Arkansas and South Carolina ?

by Keithj3 September 24, 2005

choad

a short fat penis

damn fuck my ex he has a choad!

by yackyjacky January 4, 2010

chaffa

fake or not real. Knock off.

that bling around yo neck is chaffa, you got robbed.

Thats a chaffa Gucci bag biatch!

by T-Bone760 August 2, 2004

choad

(1) A penis, usually wider than long.
(2) The perineal area. See taint or grundle.
(3) Pubic hair. This definition seems to originate from New Jersey.

(1) Whoa! He's hung like a beer can! What a choad!
(2) Lick my choad.
(3) Eat my choad.

by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004

Chaffing

When your fart is really hot, and it hurts your cornhole.

Girl: " See you @ the movies tonight! "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "

by Lo Vlesbians July 15, 2010

chafe

chafe is an irritating and highly restrictive condition that arises due to the friction between one's thighs or scrotum area. The result of these high friction levels can range from being a mild 'chafe' or be more serious which can mean a visit to the hospital if the case worsens. However, there are certain measures that one can take to prevent the onset of chafe in the genital area:
- wear tight boxers to prevent rubbing
- use ointment to treat chafing
- avoid walking extremely long distances, especially in hot weather.

Person 1: 'this trek is really messing with me.....the chafe i got going on down here is herendous!!!!!!'
Person 2: 'wow.....thats not good.....i would get some ointment on that or it could mean the end of your career as a world competitor in the mushroom trekking championships.'

by johnstick1 March 24, 2008

Choad Fudge

"Choad Fudge" is an accumulation of mung on the choad* (choad being the space between the genitals , and asshole)(Mung is the accumulation of fart condensation in your pants)

"eat my choad fudge , you asshole "

by Mr Nasty April 4, 2004