ben carson

A man that has a hard time keeping his eyes open. Speaking monotone and slow is his forte. Bible thumping as well.

...ben carson

by Bmoran2 January 19, 2016

Carson Palmer

An NFL quarterback who plays for the Cincinnati Bengals and has potential to be one of the greatest, if not the greatest, in history. His ACL and MCL were torn on his first ever pass attempt in the playoffs. He will be back sometime in 2006 to kick the Steelers' asses.

{empty set} > Carson Palmer > Peyton Manning > Tom Brady > Michael Vick

by Weezer Ohio April 26, 2006

Charon

The boatman of the river Styx, aka the Grim Reaper.

Aka Death, genius.

Charon tried to rip my soul out of my physical body today with his scythe. I told him to fuck off and kicked him in the balls.

by Charon January 27, 2005

Carson

Carsons Are weird yet very charming they Can be there One minute and be gone The Next

Hey dude You seen carson. No Im not gonna try lookin either

by Akwardpotato May 5, 2018

charboner

A grilled bratwurst that has been charred and has dropped through the slots on the rack into the ashes.

Also, a nickname for someone who is being a ditz.

Sorry I charbonered your brat.

"Jen, you being such a charboner. Grow a brain." said Tonia.

by Tonia-Jen August 22, 2008

Carson Dials

All around dick nugget loves to have fun with friends. Has a good personality and a huge dick. Loves fuckin da hoes and eatin good pussy. If you piss him off he’lol scuolve you in the taint. He likes to say nigger and beats off 3 to 4 times a day. Funny as hell and has good memes but is sensitive when it comes to girls. This nigga loves sweetarts and hitting da juul. He beat beat beats the fuck out of his dick. He is an all around chode lickin ass fuckin nigger dick suckin faggot.

I love Carson Dials that chode ass nigga beatin dick scuolvin cunt lickin fuck faced faggot

by chodebitch555 September 29, 2019

carson

a man who was born in an automobile

"damn baby were u born in an automobile cause ur carson"

by jackisfaggy May 17, 2020