Champlin

A northern working class suburb of Minneapolis containing a large amount of nail salons, pizza joints, sandwich shops, chiropractors and plenty of open space for more of the same. The people keep it real in Champlin. In general a very mellow place to live with some really good restaurants that you can actually get into. If you are looking for a scene this is not the place.......these are not the droids you're looking for.....you can go about your business...move along......move along.

"Oh hey, looks like something new is going in Champlin....oh nevermind it is just another nail salon."

by deckrat February 25, 2012

Israeli Champagne

The act of a circumcised penis cumming in a girls mouth, then the girl swishes the cum around in her mouth to cause bubbles in the cum. The man then takes pulls up his foreskin above the penis head and then the girl spits the bubbled cum in the foreskin glass and drinks it.

This girl drank some Israeli Champagne out of my penis

by Cellucci November 30, 2018

champagne supernova

When taking a shit, and you squeeze out one hard, solid turd, but everything behind it is explosive diarrhea. The solid turd represents the cork of a champagne bottle, and the explosive diarrhea represents the champagne that explodes from the bottle like a star going supernova.

The trifecta is when this occurs while you are in an airplane lavatory, the "Champagne supernova in the sky"

ME: I thought I was going to have a normal, solid shit, but after that first turd, my ass exploded with the hershey squirts.
Friend: Whoah! That is a champagne supernova!

by talkaboutpoop January 8, 2018

champaigne room

Where no sex takes place, no matter what a stripper tells you.

"There is no sex in the champaigne room" - Chris Rock

by Rshizzle April 16, 2008

Champagne Celebration

When at the point of ejaculation a man (plugs his japseye with a finger or device) or a woman (plugs her vagina with fingers, fist or device). This builds up the orgasm at which point the man or woman unplugs to spray a champagne of ejaculate.

Ron was excited about graduating from Hogwarts so him and Hermione were having some fun. As Ron was reaching the height of his night he plugged his wand and did a Champagne Celebration all over Hermione

by Chamanpry September 28, 2013

Champagne

To fart while wearing butt plug, causing the plug to launch out of the rectum like a champagne cork.

My boyfriend and I were experimenting with my new butt plug, I champagned and now he has an eyepatch.

by Darth Yohan July 4, 2018

Champagne Chic

1. Anything that single-handedly represents a touch of class, flair or panache amidst otherwise ordinary or mundane settings.

2. A luxury, often wielded by someone undeserving or unqualified.

1. "We just sold our best player, we've lost our Champagne Chic."

2. "His girlfriend bestows upon his youthfulness a sense of Champagne Chic."

by Myxomatosis August 16, 2011