by CSmallZ April 26, 2007
Get the New Castle mug.An appropriately mocking response to single men when they complain about not being able to find their ideal mate. Originated from the game Super Mario Bros. when at the end of every world save the last one Mario would be greeted by a mushroom man who would inform him "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" And when he does finally find the Princess she just sends him out to do it all over again with more difficult challenges. Represents the futility of the search for a mate in a humorous way to which the children of the 80's can easily relate.
Single guy: So I spent another Valentine's day alone at the bar, I hate my life sometimes. Where am I suppose to find a sane girlfriend?
His not single friend: But our princess is in another castle.
His not single friend: But our princess is in another castle.
by Boss79 February 16, 2009
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by Merecidius Venz February 24, 2017
Get the Mrs. Castillo mug.a prep school for girls in nor. cal, where all the girls are usually very confident and cool, and really focus on their work, but can also have fun. They have a reputation for having awesome dances and they always wear these mini light blue flowy skirts which many guys say are really hot when they are rolled up high.
Theo: Wow, that castilleja girl is hottt
Jake: are you going to their dance next week?
Theo: Wouldn't miss it for the world!!
Jake: are you going to their dance next week?
Theo: Wouldn't miss it for the world!!
by i.have.the.answers July 30, 2009
Get the castilleja mug.When you go to the beach and partake in frivolous activities such as rolling in the sand, swimming and possibly sex, and on your return home, you find that so much sand has accumulated in your vagina that when you squeeze it out, a perfectly formed castle is produced.
Victoria: You'd never guess what happened after we went to the beach!
Corinthian: What happened shawty?
Victoria: When I got home, I had an itchy fan, and I had a bath and when I got out the bath and stood up, there was a perfectly formed vagina castle!
Corinthian: A vagina castle?!
Victoria: So now my pussy is all clean. Fuck me!
Corinthian: What happened shawty?
Victoria: When I got home, I had an itchy fan, and I had a bath and when I got out the bath and stood up, there was a perfectly formed vagina castle!
Corinthian: A vagina castle?!
Victoria: So now my pussy is all clean. Fuck me!
by Stephanie_Gomez December 12, 2011
Get the Vagina Castle mug.I was going to buy a new motorcycle without talking to my wife, but I decided I didn't want no hassle in my castle.
by des_per_a_do November 19, 2010
Get the no hassle in my castle mug.Castilian is the official language of Spain and all the countries that have been colonized by Spain (Almost all the Latin American countries). The term 'Spanish' is a slip-up. In Castilian itself, it is named "Castellano". It is the same language spoken in Spain (just different accent). You oughtn't forget that 4 languages are spoken in Spain (Spanish languages) which are Castilian (Official one) Galician, Catalan, and Basque.
Ezekiel: Hey, Paul, how are you doing?
Paul: Hi, Zek, I'm pretty good, thanks!
Ezekiel: why are you so nervous?
Paul: I'm not nervous, I'm just in a hurry... I have to go to my Castilian Class... sorry but I have an exam tomorrow and I have my books of Castilian in my house!! Bye!
Paul: Hi, Zek, I'm pretty good, thanks!
Ezekiel: why are you so nervous?
Paul: I'm not nervous, I'm just in a hurry... I have to go to my Castilian Class... sorry but I have an exam tomorrow and I have my books of Castilian in my house!! Bye!
by Ezechiel August 16, 2006
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