castration fantasy

To be castrated by the woman who you love and worship, either real or fantasy

castration fantasy is when you dream about or desire or think about the woman you love to loving-ly remove your testicles or to keep them in HER possesion

by viking48 February 28, 2009

speed camera

An instrument used to capture pictures of speeding motorists by using sensors on the road surface.

Hey Aziz, i shot the lense of that fucking speed camera so i can drive by it fast to make it flash!

by Mohamed Asistobazimi March 20, 2004

camera shy

When you think you're ugly and don't want to be captured for continuous scrutiny

shy embarrassed paparazzi camerashy camera shy camera-shy

by Rachoe April 15, 2016

camera face

An expression you constantly make out of habit when a picture is being taken. If you have a consistent camera face all your pictures have the exact same expression in them. Usually not a natural smile.

For girls it is usually a fish-face, pursed lip, Victoria Beckham-like pout or a seductive, "I'm-hot-and-I-know-it" toothless smile(more often than not to hide braces). For guys it is usually a tough guy, serious face with a slight upwards tilt of the head in a "hey-how-you-doin " kind of way.

Hey, she's about to take a picture, put on your camera face!

by AMTC November 25, 2007

Casiraghi

Ex Lazio & Chelsea player who didn't score regularly for either team before his enforced early retirement due to injury. His leg exploded from a lack of goals. Generally considered however to have held the ball up well.

'Fuck me, that cunt Casiraghi hasn't scored for months.' 'Yes but he holds the ball up well'.

by Mark Stein September 29, 2004

CameraPhoneographer

Artist who uses cellular telephone devices to capture moments in time.

Now that Matt has a Chocolate, he has become a semi pro. cameraPhoneographer.

by Karli Rae April 4, 2007

cameraman awareness

When watching a pornographic video, "cameraman awareness" occurs when you suddenly remember that there's someone else awkwardly standing behind a camera and filming everything. Has the potential to ruin a video.

(In the video, the camera suddenly fumbles as if the cameraman has bumped into something)
Viewer: Dammit, Cameraman Awareness.

(Closes video)

by MichaelDeSanta September 29, 2013