Carys

A SEXY BEAST.

-M

Carys is a sexy beast.

Everyone thinks carys is a sexy beast even in sweatpants

by strawberistudel September 9, 2019

Cary

Cary is far from being a fairy. Cary is a very handsome man. Cary is very giving, loving and sweet. Cary avoids fights as he is so smart to outwit any potential opponents. Anyone that has similar characteristics is a friend of Cary.

Cary is very much a man.

by anonymous November 8, 2020

carie ann

Carie Ann is a middle aged woman who posts unbecoming selfies on her instagram. Only her 3 children liked it and the account she has for her dog, an annoying ass Yorkie named sugar pie. Her husband doesn't have instagram and her friends turned her post notifications off bc she posts an average of 4 times a day. Carie Ann thinks she's special bc her name only has one r. Everyone misspells it and writes Carrie Ann. The only "relatable" memes she posts on Twitter are "when you have a complicated name" memes. Only her 3 children follow her on Twitter. She still doesn't understand what a retweet is, even after her kids have explained it to her a total of 13 times. she thinks it's funny to say numbers in Spanish instead of English with a bad accent that sounds more Italian than Spanish, and when whomever she's talking to doesn't laugh at it, she loses a little bit of her soul.

Person 1: you know Carie Ann?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: she posted the same picture of herself holding a cup of coffee 3 times today. Should we be concerned?

by Biscnut November 28, 2018

Caris

Caris is one hell of a friend. Being friends with caris is like a roller coaster. They are really bright they want to be and they can change their mood in a second. Make sure to not say anything dumb to a Caris. She can be dry when texting but all of a sudden become the most aggressive texter ever. Caris will never have a good morning so dont even bother saying it. Her face says that she doesn't care about anything but in reality, she listens to every detail and she probably cares the most. You will never see a true Caris until you become close to one. Caris' really like to say inappropriate jokes. They are nice to you when you don't know them that well so don't get to close. They are really quiet usually but in reality, they are like school bells. Caris' are really fun to be next to and though they rarely smile, when they do, you can do nothing but feel true happiness. Whenever she's in a bad mood the only thing you want to do is stay quiet or her stare will rip your eyes to pieces. They love food. Their favorite place in the world would be their bedroom.. One thing Caris' always say is "I wanna go home". Never make eye contact during this time. Overall Caris' are great to grow close to and they will always have something surprising you didn't know about them.

For example: "omg what happened to caris today" "idk but don't talk to her about it. Let's go"

by Deezybreezy November 24, 2021

Dirty Cary

While your in Pennsylvania working on an oil rig, getting pounding in the ass by a a guy that looks like your ex co worker in your queen size bed, he pulls out and nuts on your face and follows it with a golden shower.

Last night I got a dirty Cary and had to clean my sheets.

by Imwaldo August 23, 2022

Acting "Jacki and Cari"

If someone acts crazy, odd or simply unpredictable, one acts Jacki and Cari.

Julia: Oh look at them! They're acting crazy !!
Horst: Yeah, totally acting "Jacki and Cari".

by cacky9000 December 3, 2017

Carys

Fossit gave bobby a gahm wae a mad slabber cabbage u should be aware she carries a STD be aware she can be found in yer grans washing machine , grit box, bin or even yer cooker keep ur wains away

She’s sb btw n carries stds n cuts aboot wae bottles a echo falls n is best pals wae Casey Jones
fossit By Carys keep yer wains away

by Bigsmellylongdickgilesbabes April 11, 2019