Captain Save A Ho

A guy who always comes to the aide of a woman in crisis who only calls him when she needs something from him.

Man, you are bailing her out of jail again? Or dude, you are paying her rent again? You are picking her "friend" up @ SFO & dropping him off at her house? Quit acting like a captain save a ho.

by AsburyBlue1962 May 9, 2018

captain jack

captain jack is a street name for heroin
an example of this is billy joel's song "captain jack"

"Captain jack will get you by tonight, take you to your special island, Captain jack will get you by tonight, just a little push and you'll be flying"

by matthew D January 7, 2009

Captain Munnerlyn

A Captain Munnerlyn occurs when you take a shit on a girl's chest (preferably during or after sex), and then immediately get up and salute it.

You MUST salute the shit. Otherwise, it's just a Boston Pancake.

**Captain Munnerlyn is also the name of a current Carolina Panthers cornerback**

Guy 1: Dude, you took that bitch home last night. You get any? She was fuckin wasted!
Guy 2: I know, dude, me too. I fucked her and then gave her a Captain Munnerlyn!
Guy 1: YES!!! You're one sick motherfucker!!

by BigDeff November 5, 2009

captcha

An image with random letters and/or numbers used to prevent spammers from using computer programs to automatically register accounts and/or post/send unwanted advertisements.

This website doesn't even have a CAPTCHA. That's why there's so much spam.

by captcha April 16, 2010

Captain Klamydia

The greatest hero of all time. Unfortunetly he lost his crew, the STD Brigade, in a fateful battle with the lazar dragon. He has started gathering members again and now has a SGT. Cyphilis

Captain Klamydia saved my life the other day, I can't believe he still saves people after what happend to him.

by Captain Klamydia March 3, 2009

captain sketch bag

Someone who is overly creepy, iffy, unsafe

Captain sketch bag keeps looking at me like we wants to kill me

by YungO March 9, 2009

captain retardo

One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.

Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.

by my buddies January 19, 2009