candypants

term of endearment for a trophy-wife/-spouse; generally used in reference to a female; never used jokingly; can be seen as a derogatory term towards a female.

"My boss called me 'candypants' today, so I'm pressing sexual harassment charges."
or
"Hey, candypants, fetch me a sandwich."

by V-rizzle July 12, 2007

candiferousness

There is no definition to to this word. It's something I heard Don King say once.

I gave Don King the mexican avalanche with great prejudice and candiferousness.

by the prophet March 26, 2003

Candiru

A fish that lives in the amazon and it can swim in your penis when you pee in the water and Dont try and rip it out cause it will devover you dick

That guy got infected by the candiru fish when he pissed in the water

by Corn dip mobile December 29, 2012

Candice

Candice is the sweetest woman in the world but if you even act stupid for more than a millisecond she will become a total bitch so dont act mean or dumb towards her

I wish I was dating a Candice even though she is crazy

by Sweet_sister March 17, 2019

a candice

a prostitute type person who hangs out in toilets.
also known as a canz

oooh, she was doin a candice!

by Hunniminx July 30, 2008

Candicing

the act of rolling eyes, being snobby around others. the word 'whatever' will be used multiple times.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Candice is being so rude.
Person 2: I know, I wish she would stop Candicing.

by iamtheruler July 11, 2010

Candice Dietman Hesketh

Hottest girl in the world.... ever...
Currently going out with James Hater... :(
I love her.

"I love Candi because she is the fittest, hottest, funniest, girl in the world."

"Im in love with her, but she's going out with some twat called James Hater."

by Anonymos X February 8, 2005