by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009
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A branch of mathematics that is only useful for people trying to enter into certain fields of work, for the rest, it's completely useless. Sadly, universities in the United States require people in fields that have nothing to do with math to take this class in order to graduate, thus lowering there gpa, and making them seem less qualified as a result of a poor mark in a class that has nothing to do with their future career.
Dick: Ahhhh, so stressed!!!
Jane: whats wrong?
Dick: Ah nothing, just gotta a lot of calculus homework
Jane: Why are you taking calculus, aren't you trying to become a physical therapist?
Dick: Ya I am, but I have to take calculus in order to graduate.
Jane: Wow, that makes no sense
Jane: whats wrong?
Dick: Ah nothing, just gotta a lot of calculus homework
Jane: Why are you taking calculus, aren't you trying to become a physical therapist?
Dick: Ya I am, but I have to take calculus in order to graduate.
Jane: Wow, that makes no sense
by tikwah April 6, 2011
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The only downside to knowing a Callum Nicolson is you will not be able to resist him especially when he takes his glasses off. Just looking into his eyes will have you hooked instantly. Just the thought of his gentle touch over your body, will have you so turned on, making your pussy so hot and wet, and horny, leaving a burning desire to have him right then and there. Your lips will be begging to taste every inch of his body.
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by Science_Master June 27, 2019
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