Custard-gutter

1). External plumbing solution, specifically designed to catch and divert custard from the edge of a roof under precipitous conditions.

2). A lady's private parts.

It was raining outside, so I took the opportunity to clear out the wife's custard-gutter.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 12, 2016

Custard cock

Custard cock; when a guy has clap he has a custard cock.
Yellow brown and slimy just like custard with a thick layer of skin

"Haha Stuart has clap"
"Urgh custard cock"

by Earl Gamblewood May 28, 2014

Custard Danish

A variation on 'cream pie', the custard danish is when a dog (traditionally a great dane) ejaculates inside of a woman/man, in either the vagina or the anus.

My dog gave her a Custard Danish while she was passed out drunk!

by Octoboss January 7, 2011

custard boy

One who is very large in mass and owns a lot of hoes..generally speaking they have buck wild mares they ride.

DAMN custard boy is pimpin

by newcomerlady12 July 11, 2011

Custard Splats

When you have a curry the night before (ie Korma) and it changes the colour of your shit to a Custard like one

Damn Anoop, that curry last night gave me the custard splats!

by VoodooDude February 9, 2004

Custard's pie

The last girl you slept with prior to becoming married.

I dated Jennifer right before I met my wife, she was my custard's pie.

by MTM/le June 11, 2012

Custard Fish Finger

After fingering a girl, piss on you hands then ram them down your throat until you are sick on them

that hot asian girl made me give her a custard fish finger

by C0rrupt7 February 18, 2011