court presence

one who owns the basketball court, one who is confident, one who commands the floor, one who shines by just walking in the room, one who captures all by their mere confidence and appearance, one who exudes aesthetically

Coby Bryant is the epitome of court presence!

Mr. Boran will beast the meeting today, not because he's been diligent but for the fact he possesses amazing court presence!

by aLiLbit June 14, 2012

Court-Marshall

Titty fucking the shit out of someone

Susan had double D's so i Court-Marshalled her

by ass-violater October 10, 2011

Court Reporter

An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.

Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.

by Butter Mike October 21, 2018

Google Court

Using Google to settle a trivia dispute.

Andy: Michael J. Fox played Marty McFly
Stephen: I don't think that's right.
Andy: Take it to Google Court!

by sparker29 August 29, 2012

Kangaroo Court

An unfair court; Corrupt judge, jury, and/or system.

The Florida Court in which the Zimmerman trial is being held in.

"The Judge of Zimmerman's trial is a corrupt bitch dead set on locking up Zimmerman. She is ignoring the defense evidence! She runs a Kangaroo Court. They should fire her tranny ass!"

by JacquesRippar July 11, 2013

basketball court

A basketball court or the courts is where guys or girls come together to play a game that involves defense and offense.

We played basketball on the basketball court.

by Shaqqqqqq January 16, 2018

clay court

person with blonde hair and red pubes

Fidel didn't know that when he depanced Miguel that he had a clay court. Boy Miguel was embarrased.

by Spanish 2 May 04, 2006