The act when a group of friends in a bar simultaneously text the word "cunt " to an absent member of the group. The result is the absent person receives a large number of SMS messages at the same time. Usually the absent person is felt to have a poor reason not to be present
Richard did not come to the pub because he was meeting his mother in law , so after a few beers and smedders we decided a mass cunting was in order , leading to much amusement or embarrassment depending who you were
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After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.
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DEFINITION: v. The forceful act of inserting ones fist and sometimes forearm into a woman's vagina in one swift upper cut punch-like motion.
IDEAL SITUATION: Usually done immediately after fisting while the girl is gaping.
POSITIONING: You must be facing the girl's front or back with her waist at about eye level.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: High
Reason: Girls who are Willing and ABLE to do this are far and few between
DEFINITION: v. The forceful act of inserting ones fist and sometimes forearm into a woman's vagina in one swift upper cut punch-like motion.
IDEAL SITUATION: Usually done immediately after fisting while the girl is gaping.
POSITIONING: You must be facing the girl's front or back with her waist at about eye level.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: High
Reason: Girls who are Willing and ABLE to do this are far and few between
Dude #1 "yo i totally destroyed that girl last night! I stretched that pussy so wide she wont walk right for a month."
Dude #2 "Nice! You give her a good fisting?"
Dude #1 "Yea, followed with some solid upper-cunting!"
Dude #2 "Nice! You give her a good fisting?"
Dude #1 "Yea, followed with some solid upper-cunting!"
by anonymous23423467346 March 9, 2012
Get the Upper-Cunting mug.When a Muslim or chaste person of the Book (Christian, Jew) gets to know another person of the opposite sex with the purpose of seeking marriage.
When two people are courting they are meeting and getting to know each while maintains their religions rules and etiquette of modesty and gender interactions.
It was more commonly used up to to early 20th century, up to the end of the Victorian era. The culture of getting intimate with the opposite sex has changed and evolved. Now in the 21st century the term dating is more commonly used, where 2 people will meet and form a relationship without marriage in mind. Only when the relationship is on full swing will the dating couple consider marriage.
This is why it's assumed (with exceptions existing ofcourse) that two people that are courting are most likely Muslim, or chaste people of the Book.
When two people are courting they are meeting and getting to know each while maintains their religions rules and etiquette of modesty and gender interactions.
It was more commonly used up to to early 20th century, up to the end of the Victorian era. The culture of getting intimate with the opposite sex has changed and evolved. Now in the 21st century the term dating is more commonly used, where 2 people will meet and form a relationship without marriage in mind. Only when the relationship is on full swing will the dating couple consider marriage.
This is why it's assumed (with exceptions existing ofcourse) that two people that are courting are most likely Muslim, or chaste people of the Book.
a: Maashaa Allah, my brother and Fatima have been courting for sometime now . I think their nikkah will be done next week.
b: Your mother and I courted for 2 months.
b: Your mother and I courted for 2 months.
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Get the courting mug.descriptive word meaning something really good. It is from the word cunting, which means something bad, however when you make it into an adjective, it does a full swing to mean something good.
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