Conpolar

Conversation Bi Polar

When talking to a friend/stranger and they must go for an odd reason. Usually because they don't feel like talking to you or they are sick of the conversation so they try to shut you out.

Happens on Facebook, Twitter, texting, omegle and other chat related websites.

Pronounced: con-poh-lar

Dude 1: I gotta go, I'm missing kills on COD

Dude 2: what the fuck dude, your so fucking conpolar

by TheresNoOtherNamesICanUse November 8, 2011

Connolling

Starting to tell a story and finally getting to the conclusion twenty minutes later via ten other stories. Named after Billy Connolly for his famous onstage habit.

He was Connolling all night.

by Barry S Beasley November 27, 2012

condoltulations

condolences and congratulations are sometimes both appropriate, or sometimes you just don't care.

condoltulations on your new assignment.

by sigxcpu September 5, 2013

Condolence-Five

The Condolence Five is given to whom something bad has happened.

Ian's friend get dumped so Ian gave his friend a "Condolence-Five"

by Quinnstefani December 3, 2014

Consolation Piss

When you have to take a shit but the stall is occupied so you take a piss in the urinal instead.

Man I had to take a massive dump earlier but someone was on the shitter, I had to take a consolation piss instead.

by TovarichMoore August 20, 2018

Conrol

The act of making an abundance of something, usually an item

“Dude we need gun conrol!!!”
“Don’t you mean control?”
“What, hell no! We need more guns! 2nd Amendment for life!!!”

by xplains August 4, 2019

Console wars

a dumbass normie “Competition” called console wars between Playstation and Xbox

everyone knows soulja game is the ultimate console

Ron:Playstation gay
Tom:Xbox for babies
Intellectual:yall both gay babies soulja game the real deal
The winner of the console wars is soulja game

by thechas3 April 1, 2021