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Meghan Conspiracy

The idea that urban dictionary refuses to approve positive definitions of the name Meghan.
Urban dictionary rejected my kind definition of the name Meghan, and it’s honestly rude. It’s a Meghan Conspiracy.
by Wedelivertobadgers February 7, 2020
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The Ebony Conspiracy

African Americans (ebonies, blacks, etc) purposefully allowed themselves to be slaves in order to use the race card many years later in order to get their way.
The Ebony Conspiracy is finally being unraveled!
by TheConspiracyBreaker December 1, 2010
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commercial conspiracy

The phenomenon where no matter what channel you change to they ALL have commercials on at the same time!
200+ channels on cable and they ALL have commercials on at the same time?? commercial conspiracy
by JoeNJ2 September 28, 2011
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Evil Atheist Conspiracy

The Evil Atheist Conspiracy, or EAC, is a satire of the views that many believers hold regarding atheists. According to the story, the EAC plans to conquer the world, persecute Christians, and abolish everything good. Comments on the EAC frequently involve black helicopters, mind-control rays, and members' duty to deny the existence of the EAC.
"The newspaper printed my letter to the editor on the Establishment Clause." "Excellent work. Your commendation will soon arrive from Evil Atheist Conspiracy HQ by black helicopter -- or at least it would if the EAC existed."
by Doctor Whom November 3, 2005
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Plaque Conspiracy

Humorous justification for one's lack of teeth or dental health.
Teeth are for gay people, that's why they're collected by fairies. Don't believe me? That's the plaque conspiracy.
by SlowAsBalls2 April 2, 2010
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vast right wing conspiracy

Vast right wing conspiracy is a term first used by Hillary Clinton to describe the opposition movement, and their bullshit, during her husband Bill Clinton's presidency. This was a REAL problem. David Brock provides a look inside and confesses to being a part of it in his book "Blinded by the Right."

There were many people opposed to Clinton's progressive ideas and the right-wing segment of the population was trying hard to disrupt his agenda. (see White Water, travelgate, Monica Lewinsky, American Spectator) Luckily for Clinton, and America as a whole, he was able to accomplish many good things, like balancing the budget for the first time in 30 years!

Many people think that the conspiracy was just about the Clintons, but other democrats have faced it too.
Some examples: John Kerry 2004 swift boat veterans for truth, the Obama birther bullshit, the death panels bullshit and all this Obama is socialist bullshit!
The vast right wing conspiracy is alive and well during the Obama Administration. The G.O.P. is still spreading bullshit lies about where Obama was born, spreading lies to scare people away from Health Care reform, and trying to kill anything they consider "progressive."
by Charles_U_Farley January 24, 2011
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hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want
Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest
by Delmar May 11, 2006
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