confusion boner

when one thinks to hard about something and results in a full erection of the male penis

i got a confusion boner in calculus today

by doctorgiggles May 11, 2011

Confusionism

A religion very much like Confucius.

Steve did not understand what he was doing, therefore he was starting to believe in Confusionism.

by JoeWhoIsInsane July 26, 2011

labial contusion

Latin for bruised vagina.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.

Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"

by AdamV August 28, 2006

conflusion

The intrusions of the delusions of the mind; used to deter mass confusion; the slap of reality in the face after one's mind has wandered astray.

Sorry, I was in my own little world. Gimme a second to let this conflusion wear off!

by BanAnna215 February 26, 2011

Confusion

plural for units used to operate electronic devices

The coffe table was almost hidden by a confusion of remote controls

by Buzz Cola October 22, 2003

Confusioness

The act of being confused, particularly in IT.

Andrew's confusioness was at an all time high when trying to decipher Jim's circular logic.

by Jimbo-slice April 8, 2010

confustion

Discussion of a confusing nature leading to general misinterpretation and seemingly random comments.

Fiona: Did get phished?
Pete: CLAMS!
Fiona: It seems I may have caused some confustion.

by House Of Fu October 16, 2008