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Confusioness

The act of being confused, particularly in IT.
Andrew's confusioness was at an all time high when trying to decipher Jim's circular logic.
by Jimbo-slice April 8, 2010
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confusionship

A phenomenon when a couple of interacting people have neither a well defined friendship nor an FWB nor a romantic relationship and thus their attraction is still undefined to them both, yet they're definite about defining it as soon as possible.
The state of confusion before defining your sort of relationship with the person.
We were in a confusionship, but eventually deconfused ourselves and got romantically involved.
by Zeguy Lestrange January 27, 2016
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Confusingnessnyness

Whoa Tyler stop with your Confusingnessnyness
by Tylerwithmustache August 22, 2010
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confusedness

verb. the act or state of being confused.

1. being confused

2. having confusion
damn! i dunno what you're talking about! i'm drowning in confusedness!
by KISSARRAH August 16, 2009
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Confusionist

A person who Is always starting drama.
Look at Brooke! She's lying again just to start drama! what a confusionist.
by Jason xP May 31, 2011
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confusionist

(noun)
one who is a player and wants in your pants as fast as possible by any means. but others warn the prey, and the player is caught. the player denies the accusations and plays sweet. then just stops talking all together, leaving the prey in a state of confusion.
Michael is such a confusionist; he stopped talking to Sarah right after she was warned he uses girls.
by Mel =] May 27, 2008
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Confusionistic

Written or spoken with the intent to confuse, to serve the purposes of the writer or speaker (Most commonly, to seem more knowledgeable) and appropriately baffle the reader or listener.
Teacher - "The fragility of complex sentences is a constituent of their inter-capricity, further exaceberated by superfluous mechanisms of contra-dialogue and insistence-resistance, multiplied by hyperbole and disenfranchisement of discourse..."

Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"

Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"

(The conductor walks away, baffled)

Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
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