Barnacle

The male version of a Stage 5 cling on. That dude that blows you up non-stop and attaches to you like a barnacle...much like a puppy.

Independent Chick 1: "Girl, that boy is thirsty, he keeps blowing me up."
Independent Chick 2: "Damn, another barnacle?!"

by Snow Bunny G February 2, 2015

barnacle

n: a person or group of people who will support the claims/do the biddings of their 'hull' (leader) whether or not he/she is right or his/her requests are reasonable.

Often seen in card game communities or the MMORPG arena. (I.E. Magic the Gathering or W.o.W.)

Ex. 1:

Fred the Hull: Hey barnacle - go get me a soda and then give me all of your rares!

Branden the Barnacle: Sure thing, Fred! You want my card sleeves too?

Ex. 2:

Fred the Hull: Hey, Branden - I need some water essences. Want to farm them for me?

Branden the Barnacle: Sure thing!

Fred the Hull: God, I love having barnacles.

by teh0memak3r October 18, 2006

LIL Barnacle

Stupid fucking rapper who can't rap for shit

some kid jerking off at home to spongebob and gets jumped everyday at school.

Have you heard lil Barnacles music

you mean lil trash yee found his music on garbagecloud

by gucciganger November 28, 2017

barnacle

gray, scaly, nasty-ass psoriosis scabs

"Young Motor" Crumb has some barnacles on his ashy-ass elbows. Just playing JS; don't beat me up.

by Sampson Simpson February 11, 2004

beef barnacle

Labia, the ladies' clam.

Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,

"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*

by freedomfighters June 30, 2008

barnacle

The act of expressing so much affection in public that people believe you and your significant other are permanently attached. Most common among teen couples, but also found in mid-life couples pre and post recommitment ceremony.

... they are so barnacled that the go to the bathroom tgether ....

by Melwa December 6, 2006

Barnacle

an unsightly tabernacle lacking architectural appeal, and in fact just as suitable to house pigs and horses as religious zealots

We said our vows and he kissed me in the barnacle.

by fup duck July 22, 2011