bullshit's ass

1. An expression used to denote complete and utter disbelief or shock.
2. A way to emphasize a staunch unwillingness to perform an act or express severe disagreeance.

Ex. 1: Lori: Today is my 35th birthday.
Kris: Bullshit's ass!
Lori: It's true.
Kris: You look like you're no older than your early twenties!
Ex. 2: Girl 1: So, you're going to call him back, even though he was a lying, cheating loser?
Girl 2: Bullshit's ass I will!

by Leah Holt November 30, 2006

Baby Back BullShit

A Phrase used When something isn't Right or Has Gone wrong

Best Used With "Thats Some"

Kev:"Damn Dev!" Your Girlfriend Cheated on you!?
Dev:Yea she Did. Whore...
Kev:"Thats Some Baby Back BullShit!"

by Devin Is Pro November 10, 2008

zombie bullshit

When zombies have an unfair advantage over you. Mainly used to describe their speed, as zombies are supposed to be slow, lumbering creatures, but can actually run just as fast as you can, thus making it harder to escape from them.

I can't get over how fast they all are, it's not even fair. I'm calling zombie bullshit on that, you know?

by majhi April 28, 2009

bullshit alarm

An alarm in your head that goes off when someone around you lies, compelling you to yell "BULLSHIT!" suddenly and loudly.

When Tina heard Dylan say he aced the Geometry exam, her bullshit alarm went off, and several teachers frowned disapprovingly when she yelled "bullshit!" in the hallway.

by Rose Reaper November 15, 2007

Bullshit

when something is a lie or wrong, or just some shit a cow let loose

thats a load of bullshit, wow that cow had a whole lot of bullshit

by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019

gigabytes of bullshit

The massive amount of digital space consumed by an even larger quantity of time wasted on meaningless social media activities.

HOLY SHIT! I just blew a whole month of my data plan last weekend on Snatchchat an Instagrope selfies! I checked my account on-line and it just said, 'gigabytes of bullshit'!
Can I use your Hot Spot?

by YAWA July 30, 2018

this is some bullshit

Even though it will obvious to all parties present that there is a high degree of bullshitness occurring. It is often a human need that the party who is receiving the brunt of the bullshit will exclaim and reinforce to everyone that "this is some bullshit".

Johnny: Remember when I said I was only ten minutes away from picking you up? Well i'm more like 3 hours away.

Timmy: Man, this is some bullshit.

by foomanfish February 21, 2010