Jewish Broccoli

A good looking Jewish boy who has curly hair that resembles that of a broccoli stem.

Damn, that boy was Jewish Broccoli.

by JewishDefinitions March 12, 2017

Broccoli and Cheddar

Marijuana and a lot of money

When I go there, I'll get my broccoli and cheddar

by Xedars August 22, 2017

broccolini

Very fancy weed that you might buy in Seattle

“I went to Seattle and this guy sold me some broccolini”

by Heckheckheckheckheck March 13, 2018

Broccoli Hall

The best school ever.

Omg you go to broccoli hall?! YOU ARE SO LUCKY

by Fantazmagical October 1, 2020

Eye Broccoli

Someone that isn't nice to look at but you know is good for you.

Guy 1: Dude your new girlfriend is stank AF
Guy 2: Yeah she really makes sure I'm happy, I just can't bring myself to look at her
Guy 1: Man you got yourself some eye broccoli

by thatdouchejudgingeveryoneatthe July 29, 2015

sad._.broccoli

THIS PERSON IS SO COOL!!

SHE HAS COOL COSPLAYS

''Wow, sad._.broccoli does have alot of cosplays''
''I LOVE sad._.broccoli s cosplays!!''

by Shittingwithdogs June 1, 2021

Pushing the Broccoli

This phrase applies to situations when a girl comes round and she is not what you expected, be it because she has 'catfished you' or she just had really strong game and come round without you first asking for a picture. You still want to hit it up because otherwise it is a waste of time and the rest of the night will be awkward if you reject it, so you hesitantly sit there and reluctantly fool around with it like a kid eating tea that mum has cooked knowing that you have to eat it, but you just really don't want to.

Oh dude i got a chick over last night and i was pushing the broccoli until i blew so that she would leave.

by Antony.James91 January 21, 2015