Boot Sex

Boot sex, is a form of masturbation, or self gratification using typically a womans knee-high fashion boot for most fetishists. Or put simply, having sex with a womans boot or boots. And also, making love to a womans boot, or boots. In the absence of a female for intercourse/sex most boot fetishists will have sex with a womans boot or boots . Vinyl boots work best for this. As they do not absorb any moisture as leather boots (unless the leather is sealed properly) do sometimes and may stain. Also, boots with full length zippers work best. As they open the uppers of the boots up wider and guards against ejaculation onto bedding and such.

To girl friend on the phone on a trip; 'you mind if I use those brown boots of yours Hon? Kind of in a knot down there, if you know what I mean. So I'm going to have to resort to some boot sex to relief this'
A self thought of a heterosexual fetishist; 'struck out again tonight! And I'm not going without something tonight. Going to have to get it on with some boot sex with those boots I bought at Good Will'

by Vinylist November 24, 2014

Boot Glazer

Boot Glazer is one who glazes a womans boots after orgasm.

The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.

by Vinylist November 24, 2014

boot-licking toady

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.

All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.

by Lex Dude January 13, 2011

Boot Pirate

A butt pirate, i.e., a homosexual, in the United Kingdom.

That fruiter over there is a Boot Pirate, he is. He sucks boot hole and pretends it's fish 'n' chips.

by HoaglandTony August 27, 2010

Boot Chaser

The girls who are attracted to members of the armed forces. Usually seen outside of the barracks, bars in proximity to base, and usually find a way into the e-club. Known to be only interested in using the soldier, airmen, marine or sailor for their pay, housing, and guaranteed approval for loans. Good for little more than sex.

Sgt Thomas: Isn't that Cpl. Frank's girlfriend outside the barracks?
Sgt Miller: EX girlfriend, looks like she's looking for fresh meat...There she goes with Pvt. Dong!
Sgt Thomas: Fuckin boot chasers!

by TexF4i August 15, 2009

boot mill

A delicious sandwhich comprised of grease and breakfast goodies smooshed together that can be found at Arthur's Diner in Lowell, Massachusetts.

Yo,lemme get some of the boot mill.

No, go buy your own, douchebag.

by WhateverDink August 25, 2007

boot city

When someone is throwing up excessively.

Person 1: Damn, look at that guy over there, he is just throwing up ALL OVER THE PLACE.
Person 2: Yeah! Boot city!

by bchoops24 September 22, 2009