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Bangin' Heaters 

The act of smoking a much needed cigarette. Bangin' a Heater is one of the most American, kick-ass, hardcore things that a man can do. This activity is often initiated by a long day at work, a bad night with a lady friend, a sub-par golf outing, or while consuming alcohol amongst a group of other hard-hittin' sons of bitches. These sessions are often enhanced by standing on a porch with your bro's, wearing a leather jacket, telling stories about chicks, or having a fresh beer in-hand. This phrase can be used in a variety of ways to include other people (gang-bangin' heat), or to describe smells (banged heat).
Example 1:

Guy #1: "Dude, I nailed Tommy's mom last night."
Guy #2: "Sick, let's go bang a heater while you tell me about her jugs"

Example 2:

Guy 1 getting in Guy 2's car: "Dude, it smells like banged-heat in here"

Guy 2: "Yeah I was bangin' heaters after I banged your mom last night"

Guy 1: "Weird, my mom doesn't smoke"

Example 3:

Guy 1 to group dudes: "Anybody want to bang a heater? I dont have one"
Guy in group with a pack: "I only have one left, if you guys dont mind gang-bangin' heat"
Bangin' Heaters by DRiley816 February 19, 2015
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bangiversary 

It is the annual anniversary when two, or more, people banged.

It is a highly celebrated holiday by men that rejoice upon the fact that banged a member of the opposite sex, aka a 'Hoe.' Men usually do not purchase a gift for this anniversary but may use it as an opportunity to again bang the woman they have already banged a year previously.

It is usually a period of mourning for women that were inebriated and made a poor decision to bang a certain gentleman. Many times a 'Bangiversary' invokes women to go to the bar or club to get wasted which again creates the conditions of banging a dood they will regret a year from now when the 'Bangiversary' comes. This results in creating a perpetual cycle of sorrow and misery. The few exceptions to this is if said gentleman is a basketball player or rapper and the female is now rich from the baby created. She celebrates her "Bangiversaries" lavishly.

The greatest reminder of a "Bangiversary" is usually an unwanted child and/or genital warts.
Yo, I think I banged that bitch a year ago. Time to celebrate da bangiversary and drop a load in dat ass!

Man my genital warts acting up again and shit. I should never have fucked that dirty skank motherfuckin' hoe a year ago. Fuck it a nigga gotta' empty deez nuts time for a "Bangiversary."

Man fuck this child support. Bitch got pregnant on purpose. Fuck dis baniversary. I'm going to go fuck another bitch but this time that hoe is swallowing dis nut!

OMFG I can not believe I banged that ugly son of a bitch and he had a small dick! I need a drink and a valium to forget this bangiversary.

Yeah I fucked that dood. Weak ass mother fucker couldn't even last 2 minutes before he busted his nut. All I got for my bangiversary was this bastard of a child. Fuck it I'm going to da club!

Thank Jesus for this bangiversary! This mother fucker is rich and I'm getting all that money.
bangiversary by Jojodajewmex July 10, 2011
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Straight Bangin' 

Mr. Yesh was always lecturing us about the Illuminati's influence on the porn industry but when he arrived in Vegas, he and Mrs. Mueller got to straight bangin'.
Straight Bangin' by McDouchenstein November 6, 2010
Used in Asian areas of the UK such as London, Leeds and Birmingham. Refers to Bangladeshi people in short. Mainly used by Bangladeshi's them selves. Evolved from the word paki and is used only when referring to them in a cool way. Not used in a negative manner.
Judy:She's a bengi man
Nish: Yeah i love them, i wish i was a bengi too!
Bengi by Cool persona March 23, 2007

bangin hot 

Embodiment of perfection, beauty personified and absolute flawlessness (hot cunt).
That woman is bangin hot!
bangin hot by TeeRexct June 3, 2017

banging rails

Bro! Those dudes were banging rails at that house party last night like junkies!
Bangida is what you yell when someone in GMT is getting PAID! Invented by FearLessTRaDeR
BANGIDA! Baaaaaannnngggggiiiiiddddddddaaaaa! Baaaaaannnngggggiiiiiddddddddaaaaa!
Bangida by Colonel_Kernal August 31, 2021