Bobert

Bobert is the person you can trust with your life and rely on for literally everything, they will help you with everything and always have your back

Bobert is a total legend

by Its a bannnnnanana October 7, 2020

Fishermans Bobber's

The little, round, Malteser looking turds that are left bobbing about the khazi that are imposible to flush without the aid of a brush or walking stick.

Steve: How was your shit, Dave?
Dave: Awful, only managed to squeeze out handful of Fishermans Bobber's

by Cads666 January 26, 2009

bobber

Noun: A lump of green material extracted from one's nose. Known in the UK as a grolly.
Origins: Yiddish/Polish/Eastern European.
See also prunch.

I've picked a big bobber.

by Jono March 27, 2005

Bobber

A man and women get on there knees. The man is behind the women and sticks his balls into her ass,(One nut is fine if size is problem). Next he starts to finger her as they both move up and down. Then when the female has a orgasim she squeezes her butt cheeks involuntary. When your balls start to hurt you stick a finger in her mouth and pull her back.

I bobbered jenny last night.

by Joe Shea May 19, 2008

Bobber

some on who is iffy or changes sides and cant be trusted. Like a bobber when finishing bobbing in and out of the water, it's in the water then it's out it is never steady. Aka bobbin

"Yesterday day you said you was cool wit it and now you not"," man get outta my face wit your bobbin ass"

Yo don't trust his ass he's a BOBBER

by hacheney September 9, 2016

Bobbers

Bobbers is a very sexy guy. He usually goes by the name of robert or bob. He is amazing in bed. He has a big dick. He always has girls falling for him then he leaves them hanging. He doesnt want a girlfriend but he doesnt mind fucking you.He rarely has no time for fun because he is always working or sleeping. He hangs out with his ugly ex girlfriend who is engaged. He needs to figure out what he wants by this point in his life.

That guy is so sexy! Must be a bobbers!

by generals girl October 26, 2011

bobber

The thing you clip your keys on, also known as a caribiner. Also used by rock climbers. It was invented by the 6th graders at OLS.

Danny: "Hey, Matt, what's that thing hooked to your belt?"
Matt: "It's my bobber, it's so I don't lose my keys."
Danny: "I'm goin' to Walgreens to get myself a bobber."

by Jim Benedick April 11, 2006