baff

Murdoc's favorite thing and a meme

Murdoc:THE BAFF!!

by Stuart / 2D June 22, 2018

boffin

This is an insult used by fuckwits to demean intelligent people who are actually going to get somewhere in life instead of being a bum. such fucking idiots include townies, skanks and northerners.

Fuckwit: ''You're going to college? You boffin.''

Person who actually has integrity: '' Oh yeh i know, i'll just join you on the streets. FUCK OFF!''.

by BadLieutenant June 1, 2004

BAFF

BAFF = Bare Ass Face Fart
The worst possible fart, only thing that can make this worse is if you "shart" along with it.

Last night when we had our huge party, Timmer passed out early, so I gave him a BAFF.

by Herf69 May 28, 2008

Boffin

What dumb people call clever people to make up for they're own dumbness.
Some sort of Lame insult to clever people.

Dumbass: "you are such a boffin"
Clever Guy: "you hav the I.Q of a Hair."
Dumbass "whats I.Q?"
Clever person "haha Dumbass. You Suck"

by www.stereocollision.tk May 23, 2004

boff

(Leicester slang) A friendly 'insult' to describe someone who is clever.

She got 48 out of 50 on the test! What a boff.

by Sarah H June 18, 2004

Baffed

To walk around not knowing what the fuck your doing, also to be easily confused, usually associated with a low I.Q rating.

A random baffed person called (for example) Les: 'Harvard is the Yale of England'

Non-baffed person: Les .. your baffed.

by jizzjazzjoes October 27, 2012

Boffbowsh

Travelling salesman. Tends to be of the variety of books or diamonds. Will take cash, credit cards or personal cheques.

Signs on doors: "No canvasmen, no salespeople and no Boffbowsh. Thankyou"

by Elbonio February 24, 2004