Blob

What you feel you are when comparing yourself to an extremely attractive person, and deciding that you are the most unattractive person on earth in comparison.

Alyssa: Did you see that picture of Liam Payne's girlfriend? I'm such a blob compared to her.
Emma: No you're not! I am definitely the blob here compared to both you and her.
Alyssa: Lets just have a blob night.

by Cosette2009 October 11, 2012

blob

verb. To cry, especially to cry uncontrollably.

When I heard that Robin Williams killed himself, I just started blobbing all over the place.

by orphantasy November 7, 2014

Blobbing

Wearing the same color top as you are pant.

I grabbed a black t-shirt and black sweatpants to wear to bed and Stephanie told me I was blobbing.

by Nowskilicious November 7, 2011

blob week

Period of menstruation.

"You can't shag me tonight dear, it's blob week".

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

Blobeye

A Subaru Impreza from 04-05. The shape of the Headlight.

Dude check out that Blobeye!

by bluesbrother December 5, 2009

Blobo

A blowjob in which one or more of the parties is homeless, or a hobo.

Last night, we drove past a homeless dude getting a blobo.

by kingofnone January 19, 2011

Stilton Blobber

The Stilton Blobber, or to be accurate giving your sexual partner a Stilton Blobber, is the calculated act of not washing your penis, bell end, foreskin, and more importantly underneath your foreskin (and making other effforts such as sweating lots and eating lots of smelly foods, masturbating regularly, and anything else that would ensure maximum poor hygiene) for at least one month. Before engaging in delivering a Mushroom Cordial.

"Naomi, what's wrong with your face?..........it looks like you have been poisoned...............well it's a horrible story, last night I was with Luke, he said he had a nice surprise for me. We started to get horny with each other, he asked me to go down on him, his bell end seemed to be more bulging more than usual, I said to him, "You better not be tricking me with another Mushroom Cordial!"..........he told me he wasn't and I believed him. However he was lying again, not only had he saved me an MC, the filthy bastard hadn't washed for a bloody month, his cock was fucking stinking, it had a blue toxic filthy sludge paste about 2mm thick all over his bell end, it congealed with the MC fluid and burnt my mouth and throat like acid, it was so sore and it made me violently sick for hours, now I have this rash. I'm not speaking to him just now"............................................................."Naomi dude!.....you got Stilton Blobbered................your disgusting!"

by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012