practiced by only a few...one can achieve an incredible high without the use of any known or recognized substance by even hard core drug users. At times the source may be hard to identify. One can become irrational, extremely fucked up, at times can be a danger to oneself and others. The truth about tree blooming has been kept secret, and until now, unmentioned. It is known by insiders as "the ultimate high"
"sorry we sealed the envelope with used smelly deoderant .....we were tree blooming."
"all bike riders should put icy hot on their butts".....tree blooming in progress.
"all bike riders should put icy hot on their butts".....tree blooming in progress.
by moonstruck May 03, 2005
by Megastar11 July 15, 2008
Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.
Bloom Moisture Cult is ruining my LIFE!
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
(noun) A picture of Orlando Bloom that is distorted by female orgasm in such a way as to make Orlando Bloom's face the capitulum of a flower, and the female ejaculate the petals of the flower.
by SleepyInJerzey April 11, 2007
One of the sexiest Men && i say one beacause Jhonny Depp is THE sexiest! He is not a sissy like people say he is, && if he is then why dont you stupid Cock sucking assholes go do something to him and then lets see who the sissy really is!
by Lover! June 08, 2007
A dry bit of snot hanging down from someone's nose. You know the thing, you just can't take your eyes off it and you know you should tell the offender, but you can't.
by Chris Virtue July 25, 2006
John David Bloom is CUTE!
by Michaelaftonc0ck March 21, 2022