blem blob

The slang-term for porely performed oral sex.
The phrase originates from the sound one would imagine a girl would make when trying to say blow job during the very same act, as it would perfectly represent the failure of a blem blob.

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Man! All that build up just to get a lousy blem blob, I'm breaking up with Ashley
by kashootuptheschool March 28, 2017
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Blee-blob

An word used in insults, generally directed towards someone you strongly dislike.
You son of a Blee-blob!
by ð’…’ March 7, 2023
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stank blob

1.) An extremely ugly baby; 2.) Noxious blob of matter; 3.) A way of saying you have taken a shit.
Brenda: Have you see Melissa's stank blob?

Frank: I haven't.
Brenda: Well it is very cringeworthy to look at
by Vampric July 21, 2017
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Blob Fish

An ugly fish, so basically what humanity looks like...

Or your closest friend, it doesn't matter, your all ugly.
Blob Fish: WHY AM I SO UGLY!!! *cries*
by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
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blob bob

one of the greatese old flash games
"person 1: man, i am so bored. what should i do
person 2: you could play "blob bob"
person 1:your right, that game is awsome"
by ingo jones June 18, 2008
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Unfukable Blob

An adjective describing extra large humans, considered by most physicians to be obese.
That woman has so many rolls she is an "Unfukable Blob"!

That dude is so gross with his big gut hanging out and that ass crack that is blinding is an "Unfukable Blob"
by Blob master September 8, 2010
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Blob job

Nearly as erotic as it sounds. A blob job is an instance when someone screws up in a sexual act.
OH NO I JUST DID A BLOB JOB! i'll go get a towel.
by QWAH it really is me! September 28, 2008
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