ASS BLASTED

bro when you clap the booty way to damn hard.

last night I totally ASS BLASTED her

by Assclapatous April 13, 2019

blasted

(Adj) A combination of the words blown and wasted, implying that you have mixed alcohol with cocaine and are fucked up out of your mind.

Dude 1: Dude I just got an eightball of coke, I wish we had some liquor too though.
Dude 2: I know right, then we could get fuckin blasted!!!

by monica lewinskeet May 17, 2006

Blasted

To have cum exerted on you.

Guy: Bitch I just blasted you.
Girl: Oh no it's in my eyes!
(rofl)

by Mrs. D.S. January 31, 2009

batted

ugly, broken, used, busted; orignally coined describing some batted hookers on Bourbon Street, New Orleans. Can be used in multiple forms as described below.

(adj) That's one batted bitch!
(v) We batted that ho!
(n) I just saw batted walking up the block!
(adv) She's batted!

by HSP January 7, 2007

blasted ass

to release a foul smell from ones anus.

Roll down the window i just blasted ass!

by bigskilet December 16, 2008

Cock Blasted Fag-Hole

The hole of a fag that has been blasted by the cock.

Matt Brown is a Cock Blasted Fag-Hole

by Vincent1367 January 8, 2009

flatter-blatter

the sound that comes out when your talking and you forget what your saying in the middle of a sentance.
so people know to forget what you just said cause repeat transmission is coming out

ok heres a good exap...flatter-blatter
blatter-flatter flatter -blah.

right lets start again

by marine January 15, 2004