Jeff Bezos

A name to call people if they are bald

Elon: You're Jeff Bezos
Bill: Aw man!

by Ezok3412 May 9, 2022

bazooka dick

When a man has such a good dick that it gives a woman explosive orgasms.

Blake was really getting it last night. I swear he has a bazooka dick.

by byrdmanjenkins April 15, 2015

Jeff Bezos

An example of a financially rich person who got too much time in their hands and less-than-average care and salaries for their workers, they are mostly corrupted bastards who exploit people by using outdated or redundant memes, often making one themselves, and has flown to outer space at least once.

Jeff Bezos is an absolutely greedy asshole, fuck him and his shitty company.

by da4ssfück3r July 23, 2021

Bezos

Peckerhead Jeff the prez of amazon, bears strong physical resemblance to a walking human penis, and reinforced by a prickish feud with google, it is now acceptable to interchange “dickhead” with “Bezos”. Up yours bezos!

“What kind of bezos parks a car like that?”
“you would have to be a real bezos to pull a stunt like that.”
“Take a hike bezos!”
“Bezos!!!”
“Quit being such a fucking bezos.”

by war-n June 13, 2018

bazookas

More than one of the american rocket launcher made famous in WWII used primarily as an anti-tank weapon.

"We need to destroy that armor! Get some bazookas up here!"

by Toki Wartooth7 March 18, 2008

bazookas

Bazookas are round, large breasts. Often on older women, or men (moobs).

Holy bazookas, those babies are huge!

My mother-in-law has 46DD bazookas. They are the size of giant cantalopes!

by bazookas September 15, 2010

bazooka launcher

A weapon that launches bazookas

The bazooka launcher hit that man on the head and knocked him out.

by PlayDohMan May 7, 2004