Tall handsome male that loves, dreams ,doesn't wait for your approval,listen ,laughs and everything you wish for commonly wear glasses for some reason but a thing to them is that they don't open to everyone , they deny and can atimes be driven by lust, commonly cold which unknowing to them can hurt a lot
Girl:gosh who is that beautiful man??
Another girl:that's Bernard, the literal Hardin Scott of the novels
Another girl:that's Bernard, the literal Hardin Scott of the novels
by kaylaa&evo June 17, 2020

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.
Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day
Person one: what the fuck are you on about
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day
Person one: what the fuck are you on about
by MFG.24 June 6, 2025

by baby5ivee January 31, 2024

Bernards are sackless
by Heheheiiessh July 24, 2019

by danielster July 27, 2018

Bernard is fucking sexy, like, seriously. He is a so called bang machine (synonim: a bernard). Bernard is very spititual and trustworthy person.
A bernard is smoother than butter and great at breakdancing probably too shy to admit it to his friends.
Bernards are often believed to to be buttlers, although 99% of the bernards are, the one percent that isnt is probably either a dog or a super saiyan.
Bernards listen to exitic music often from the far east, africa and latin america, often fluent in spanish and english.
Bernards are good dancers. Cause their smooth as butter.
They like to rap to their friends when their hanging out and playing games
A bernards perfect day is playing pokemon and watching dragonball z, favourite character is probably mr popo.
Bernards are kinda cool
A bernard is smoother than butter and great at breakdancing probably too shy to admit it to his friends.
Bernards are often believed to to be buttlers, although 99% of the bernards are, the one percent that isnt is probably either a dog or a super saiyan.
Bernards listen to exitic music often from the far east, africa and latin america, often fluent in spanish and english.
Bernards are good dancers. Cause their smooth as butter.
They like to rap to their friends when their hanging out and playing games
A bernards perfect day is playing pokemon and watching dragonball z, favourite character is probably mr popo.
Bernards are kinda cool
Person 1: that dude is such a choch!
Person 2: no his name is bernard!
Person 1: do you think i can get him to be my butler...
Person 1: or fuck me?
Person 2: no his name is bernard!
Person 1: do you think i can get him to be my butler...
Person 1: or fuck me?
by Serbian_nose_2k17 April 21, 2017
