JohnTesimo's definitions

Day Hoes

Self absorbed poolside cabana sluts that take IG selfies of their assets in bikini's / thongs, while drinking white claws and hunting for rich flexing bros.

Their species range are heavily found in the Summer at all poolside DJ events in Las Vegas and Scottsdale.

Day Hoes can always be found partying at all major summer seasonal events such as Memorial weekend, 4th of July, and Labor Day.

by JohnTesimo July 27, 2019

Laundry Factory

Letting your clothes pile up until you spend one whole day washing, drying, folding, and hanging using an assembly line of laundry baskets

I need to run a laundry factory today.

I am running a laundry factory right now, you have to wait until tomorrow to use the washing machine.

by JohnTesimo February 8, 2017

Shave Her Saint Bernard

An extremely hairy vagina area that needs to be tamed.

Kim had to shave her saint bernard before putting on her bikini bottoms for the beach later today.

by JohnTesimo April 27, 2016