Beefcheese

motled skin effect creating hardening and thickening of skin, also affecting mental capacity creating delusions of grandeur and fictional sexual relationships. halucinations are common for example puppets talking, and the necessity to carry two shop manequins on your shoulders walk a man stylee, is very compelling

give me a beefcheese hand owww

by bing cow April 13, 2006

burger beatch

a women who loves to make her buns right

oooh u can touch my buns anytime

by destiny June 19, 2004

beefchomgle

a meme account on instagram please dont follow them theyre not funny at all they are really annoying and i h*te them.

beefchomgle has the worst memes in existence why do you follow them...

by doodie fart October 8, 2020

betch

1. (n) A saleswoman at a shoe store
2. (n) Your twin brother who gets a car and a computer for his birthday while you get a large purple dragon plush toy.
3. (n) A bitch who won't give you any condamns

"These shoes are mine betch!"
"I'm gonna betchslap you shetbag!"
"oh...oh...oh...oh...by the way betch, FUCK YOU!"
"let's partay, betch"
"Betch, these shoes are 300 FUCKING dollars. Let's get 'em"

by drgmark35 November 5, 2006

beotch

A word made up by minorities in a time when speech impediments and making up words was cool.

Beotch, whaddya smoking?

by Scandalous October 3, 2005

betchster

Betch + hipster = betchster, a sorority-type biddie who tries to dress like a hipster.

Betchsters are very common at music festivals - especially outdoor ones so they can wear crochet bikini tops and get a tan - but they don't care so much about the music as they do about looking the part. The day a betch discovers Urban Outfitters and American Apparel, she is reborn a betchster.

I think I saw Katelyn front row at MGMT - I guess she ditched her Abercrombie look and became a betchster.

Take that stupid headband off your forehead, you look like a betchster.

by UD Phwoar July 22, 2011

beitch

A person who is so nice, your penis will go through the fucking moon. At first, you might think, "Man so-and-so is a total bitch!" But once you get to know so-and-so, you realize that they aren't so bad after all. "Wow, that person isn't a bitch, they're a beitch!" So-and-so smiles, and watches as your penis explodes out of your pants and goes directly for the moon. Depending on where the moon is relative to your location, your penis could possibly shoot through the earth, or just shoot through the moon. Either way, your penis is going to be in bad condition. To prevent this from happening, I would suggest digging a hole in the ground and isolate yourself by living in that hole. Avoid people at all costs, you never know who a beitch is until it's too late.

"Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
"Oh shit, it's a beitch!"

by Dilly's Willy May 20, 2018