Berlingeresque

Any action which combines ghettoness, extreme luck, and blatent stupidity.

Not neccessarily an insult, can also be used to credit one with luck or an uncanny ability to act in a way "unfit" for "normal" people.

Examples:
1. Ironing a shirt while it's on
2. Getting away with stealing shit from a house and speeding afterward.
3. Consistantly forgetting your work uniform, but going to work anyway

by K dawg plus March 8, 2004

Carpet beating

The act of having intercourse with a woman vaginally in a very violent and rough way.

Sally: I just came back from Alejandro's house.
Jess: how was it?
Sally: he gave my carpet a beating.

Justin Biebers boyfriend just gave him a Carpet beating

by Dr. Vaginastien November 3, 2010

Koala Bearing

When your friend is so drunk he must cling to you with legs and arms like a Koala bear to stay upright

Guy 1..."I don't remember the concert at all last night."
Guy 2..."Yeah, you were koala bearing my ass all night."

by T.E.B June 21, 2019

jesus beating

A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."

Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?

by John Testes November 22, 2007

Beating James Spader

When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.

I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.

by FelixM13 September 9, 2009

Fur-bearing trout

A rare, nearly extinct breed, the Furbearing Trout is from the Artikdannder genus of fish and is found in the arctic lakes north of the 72nd parallel. Its diet consists primarily of ice-worms and fod. Sometimes confused with the more common Alpino-Pelted Trout.

That's cooler than a Fur-bearing Trout!

by Jeffrey Hicken January 3, 2007

Beating One Out

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway

PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.

by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 28, 2018