Gay-bate

A debate on who the biggest queer between straight friends.

Douchebag Brad and D-man gay-bate via email all day long. Example:
Brad "You know how I know your gay? You like hot man juice on your face."
D-man "You know how I know your gay? Cuz you shave your nuts and masturbate with a banana."

by Matt the Moose November 16, 2006

al bateen academy

we don’t talk about that

you go to al bateen academy? can’t relate

by clairecottrill October 28, 2019

bajeebiz

something to say when things go wrong.
also can be used to express amazement.

"That dog just took my shoe! Bajeebiz!"
"Bajeebiz, man, why won't you go to the movies?"

"Bajeebiz, that hot guy over there is hot."
"Dude, you just ate like three pounds of nerds. bajeebiz."

by AnaCabana July 30, 2008

batebooking

The act of masturbating and/or watching porn while on facebook doing other facebook activities.

Efficient batebooking is maximized by the use of two screens.

by the interwet April 23, 2010

Bate Quebrao

(Venezuelan) Broken Bat -
A person who does not have enough skills to perform its duty in an appropriate way

José was trying to land in a wet runway and he skid off the runway. What a Bate quebrao’

by Bunkeriano March 19, 2019

Baleestical

A categorization of explosive that makes a "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" sound after being detonated, and makes people, other living beings, or inanimate objects explode in an upwards manner, as if being propelled. This makes it seem as if the victim is screaming in delight although in reality they most likely die instantly or are experiencing extreme pain upon their upward propulsion. The term was first coined by famous hockey player and internationally recognized terrorist Matthew Savoie after witnessing a particularity scary grenade being detonated in the toiletries section of a bed, bath and beyond. Only later would he realize that the explosion it was a pit bull having explosive diarrhea while puncturing a chew toy and the upwardly propelled victim of the explosion was simply a junkie who had a massive spring lodged deep in his anus and was bouncing around like Tigger , the fictional tiger character who is known to bounce around.

Soldier 1: I'm gonna throw this baleestical grenade into the enemy trench!
Soldier 2: Watch out for the flying excrement!

by PlumpyTortoise October 16, 2019

Batception

When batman is playing a batman game

Batception: Batman is playing batman: arkham asylum

by Seeker_eevee October 20, 2019