Baboon

Going ass-to-ass with a partner and masturbating the other person through your legs.

After huffing paint, Shira and Danny babooned in the laundry room.

by Kendrick Paulson March 8, 2011

Baroner

A metaphorical erection arising from excessive bromanship. Bromanship occurs because the bond between two bro's is stronger than the bond between a chick and a bro. Because on average men are stronger than women, duh.

Damn,Cam just gave me a massive baroner after he sent Spuza back to the kitchen to make his friends a sandwich.

by what what in the BUTtT March 21, 2011

Bum Baron

A man who has great wealth, power, and influence in the arse world. Can often own more than one bottom at a time.

Gregg was a bum baron of the highest order, he had five bottoms on offer to the highest bidder, including his own.

by jolly st rich May 15, 2004

Barone

A certain high caliber of man. Person of high quality and prestige. Certified 'dude' status.

Ex1: "Mikey? Yeah dude, he's a total barone."

Ex2: "It was easy to pickup at the loser party... not a barone in sight."

by tonymc November 9, 2011

lude bafoon

A fucking idiot producing from a Canadian mans ballsack and is mothered by a fat bitch who likes to snitch. Typically males are referred to as Lude Bafoons.

Damn, Tyler has been acting like a Lude Bafoon today.

by Corn hash77 February 5, 2017

Baloonist

A derivative of Balo & Balloon - A large bear like man who’s clumsy and ogre'ish - walks hunched and awkward, has little to no charisma and is hopeless with women, then finding social skills in later life and becoming semi-cool and fairly attractive to women - turns one’s life around!!!

That guy was a real loser - but look at him now - he's a real Baloonist

by The TurkeyKid September 29, 2010

Bargonza

A bargain of unbelievable, mind blowing, brain melting proportion.

Customer: Is that your best price?
Salesman: You're saving $300 off the ticket price, it's a real bargonza!

by jbiebs January 12, 2015