Caden Ballinger

also known as Loren that’s what he used to be called and still is sometimes but he doesn’t like it because people used to make fun of it but he doesn’t know it’s a great name . He has curly brown hair which is adorable he mainly where’s a hat which is hot af, his freckles are sooo cute, he has great eyes that when you make eye contact you don’t wanna look away, lastly he has a perfect smile it is so dang cute you all wanna get anything to make him smile because it’s the best thing in the world. Oh and what’s crazy is that’s not the best part of course it’s his personality he is so kinda hearted and such a loving person you will wonder where he has been your whole life. He has had lots of hard times in life, but he’s found a way to his true self
that makes everyone wanna be around him constantly and love him for who he is because he is basically perfect and that is no lie. He’s a great friend who’s very trustworthy and he makes a good boyfriend and that’s a fact because he knows how to treats girls and how to make them the happiest. He’s crazy and silly but that’s what makes him who he is. Most people won’t mess with him because he’s a bad ass and most are scared of him. He gives literally the best advise anyone could ask for because dang is he a smart guy. He knows how to make anyone happy instantly, he is sooo sweet it’s crazy. Just saying you wanna know him and be in his life because it’s damn sure worth it.

person one: do you know that Caden Ballinger?

person two: yes who doesn’t, but I wouldn’t mess when them he’s a bad ass. #i wanna be like him

by baby😘❤️ June 13, 2018

Crystal Balling

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.

P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."

by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021

The Ballinger Effect

When one learns of another person or thing only after finding out that person or thing was involved with something bad, or some faced consequences for wrongdoing.

“I didn’t know who Colleen Ballinger was until I saw her in the news because she did some crappy things.”

“I didn’t know who Logan Paul was until I heard he made a video making fun of a dead body in the Japanese suicide forest. Total Ballinger- Effect.”

“You didn’t know who that was until they got in trouble. That’s The Ballinger Effect for you.”

by Kitty V July 8, 2023

Dragon Balling

An act involving a girl and at least four guys. Stuffing seven testicles into a girl's vagina. Works best when one guy has only one testicle.

Dragon balling involves stuffing seven testicles (not pairs) into a girl's vagina.

by Black Ranger Coq March 30, 2009

dirt balling

A variation on snowballing. it is after a woman performs oral sex on her guy... but without swallowing or spitting out the spunk. She then goes to his ass ... or another individuals ass and spits the spunk in their trunk.

when Bridget finished sucking my C**K she took my load and dropped it in my ass that was dirt balling.

by dirt baller September 21, 2006

Booze Balling

To secretly distribute alcohol into your underage partners mouth by pretending to give them a kiss

We were at a 18 and up show but she wasn't 21 and I was so I gave her a couple booze balls and we had a great night.

Verb:Booze Balling

by BoozeBalling March 29, 2015

silver balling

Having sex with a man who has grey pubic hair

I was silver balling with this guy last night.

I went silver balling last week.

John is a silver baller.

by Dashers123 November 19, 2016