route one bollocks

Standard issue nonsense. This can describe anything from a poor lie to a lazy, formulaic excuse. Can also refer to standard company/party bureaucracy and 'philosophy'.

"This is just Route One Bollocks isn't it, John?!?!"

by BogMorris July 11, 2019

Barry Big Bollocks

Nickname for anyone who belives they have skills and intelligence greater than reality would suggest.
This person would arrogantly boast about thier greatness to anyone who listens unaware of the fact that they are in fact self deluded and worthless.

Look at that fucking loser, giving it large like barry big bollocks

by dregj September 3, 2012

monkey bollocks

A silly silly person

Hey you shouldnt watch TV in the bath, monkey bollocks.

by DomDog October 3, 2003

The Bollocks

1. The best of something, in relation to other examples of the said thing (See also 'The dog's bollocks').

2. A total and utter lie.

1. Did you ever play that game 'Terranigma' on the SNES? It was the bollocks.

2. Never mind the bollocks, let's go on a drugs binge.

by elprza October 28, 2003

dog's bollocks (the)

British term referring to anyone or anything that is of top quality. Can also be referred to as the mutt's nuts or the pup's plums. Not to be confused with bollocks.

"That goal was the dog's bollocks!"
"He is the dog's bollocks."

by Matt Williams January 13, 2004

Monkey Bollocks

Slang for the Nintendo Gamecube game 'Super Monkey Ball'.

I achieved a very high score on Monkey Bollocks

by Stephen Miller November 7, 2003

lady bollocks

When the inner vaginal lips (labia minoria) extend further than the outer vaginal lips (labia majora) therefore creating a hanging meaty pussy effect.

Many men are aroused by Lolly Badcocks lady bollocks or "My goodness, your lady bollocks hang lower than my nuts"

by lilycyanide February 22, 2010