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boffa sandwich

When you insert your pair of balls into a sandwich (preferably without meat ) and your partner eats it
Jessica:man I'm so hungry I could eat anything

Tommy: you want a boffa sandwich?
Jessica: yeah!
by Malone boffa June 4, 2016
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boffle

'A bit Of Fry and Laurie', British comedy show of the late 80s and early 90s. (Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry)
Been watching any boffle lately?
by bad_penny April 19, 2006
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Boffin

A Smart person... usually used by chavs to make fun of people who are NOT illiterate
Chav: You garbled boffin *Possy laughing HUHUHUHHHUHUHUUHUHUHU *fapfapfapfappf"
by Hrocky March 22, 2009
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Geek/Nerd/Boffin

Geek:
A geek is someone who is unusually enthusiastic about a specific topic, sometimes an unusual topic, such as computing, science, maths or painting tiny models from Lord of the Rings.
Boffin:
A term used almost exclusively in the UK to affectionately refer to an expert or egghead. This term originated from the 'back room boys' in the second world war who were, amongst other things, operating radar and trying to break the german enigma code.
Nerd:
Someone who has difficulty negotiating social situations. The term has strong negative connotations and is mostly used as an insult. Nerd is often used interchangably with geek and it is true that many people are both but they mean different things.
Geek/Nerd/Boffin

Geek:
"OMG OMG IT'S A TINY PAINTED IAN MCKELLEN!"

Boffin:
Spitfire pilot 1-"Biggles have you heard the news?"
Spitfire pilot 2-"No, what is it jeffrey?"
Spitfire pilot 1-"The boffins have cracked the enigma code!"
Spitfire pilot 2-"Excellent; lets get up there and give those germans a taste of our good old British spunk, bristol fashon, six of the best trousers down!"

Nerd:

Normal person-"Well this is a fine state of affairs!"
Nerd-"Is it... I though it was a disaster?"
Normal person-"OMG I was being sarcastic. You are such a nerd!"
by Lord Kitchiner October 13, 2012
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boffing

From Tom Clancy's "The Sum of all Fears:" "Honey, I can't tell the President I was late for work because I was boffing my wife across the street."
by El Pyro June 12, 2005
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boffins bridge

The piece of 'no mans land' skin between the genitals and anus, aka taint. Present on both man and woman.
Joanne licked Peter's boffins bridge, much to Peter's delight
by Johnsi-boy January 21, 2007
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Boffy

Intelligent, sensitive, sexy, family-loving man who loves to mow his own grass. Can't go to a public toilet but loves a good feed of banana jam. A man with true cultural capital who tends to green out at times. A great cricketer and talker.
What are you doing with that dog?

I am just having a Boffy.
by chappobriggsykazz July 7, 2010
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