Beater's Bluff

The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.

John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!

Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.

John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW

by Brockollama January 16, 2012

what-a-bluff

Phrase used in retort to or comment upon an expression of superiority and/or one-upmanship, such as a comeback.

MAN 1: "It appears that I have bested you in a contest of strength me lad, what say you?"
MAN 2: "what-a-bluff"

by dogwithabone May 6, 2009

Red Bluff Highschool

A place full of weirdos and drug addicts. People constantly get caught vaping in the bathrooms and there is fights about every week. Many people there behave like animals.

Friend: “Hey, wanna go to the zoo with me tomorrow? I’ll pay for the entrance tickets!”

You: “There is no need. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free! 🤗There is all kinds of animals and wild beasts. Some creatures there haven’t even been discovered by science yet🙊🙀‼️

by Erick🧸 March 19, 2022

riled up bluff

a person that is really mad that lies alot.

Her mom called her a riled up bluff

by lwsoftballxoox June 19, 2009

council bluffs rum

A piece of shit. A person who steals, fucks its mother, and plays with him/herselves inside the gas station

Did you see that rum Matt, he was beating off in kwik shop what a fucking council bluffs rum

by KauzNchaos May 4, 2019

Lake Bluff

It is a wannabe Lake Forest. Nobody knows if Knollwood is its own town or a part of Lake Bluff. Suzy Swirls is nice I guess?

They think their beach is better than Lake Forest’s but is 1/3 of the size...

Lake Forester: Do you want to meet at Starbucks?

Lake Bluffer: No, Bluffingtons.

by North shore brat June 14, 2021

Cherokee Bluff High School

A school people sit on wait list to get into. The Bluff is the place to be for both educational and emotional growth.

Those Cherokee Bluff High School kids are so community oriented and and philanthropic.

by Sit down children July 31, 2020