bloatum

Fluid filling the balls of the ideal woman.

I want to describe for you my Ideal Woman. My Ideal Woman has slim hips, powerful thighs, sinewy calves, a narrow waist, a flat stomach with taut lines of muscle, a broad, powerful chest, wide shoulders, bulging biceps, jack-hammer-like forearms, a bull-like neck, and a drooping, veined pecker with a livid, velvety fire-helmet top — an opalescent drop of pre-cum winking at the droop-lipped meatus slit — and two pendulous balls heavy with hot bloatum. Call me a dreamer, if you will, but I believe my Ideal Woman is out there, somewhere, and I’m not going to stop looking until I find her.

by J.Shorten May 15, 2008

blortwharf

the extreme achievement of doing something so terribly disgusting that its not even funny.

BLORTWHARF!!!! oh man my dad is going to be pissed when he sees the paint peeling of his car.

by sereph192k March 17, 2008

Blortload

A very large but indeterminate number of objects; more than can comfortably be perceived, yet somewhat less than an infinite number. Semi-officially, a Bloartload is "one more than too f*cking many".

Jake had heard that winter was going to be exceptionally cold, and chopped a Blortload of firewood in preparation.

by VetR April 2, 2008

Blogtracked

What happens when you get sidetracked by reading blogs or posting to your own blog.

I meant to go to bed an hour ago, but I got blogtracked.

by Kath1213 March 2, 2008

Bloativated

Adj. The need to work out or get in shape due to a real or perceived feeling of fatness. Usually triggered by clothes that don't fit, a higher-than-expected scale reading or a comment.

Also can be used as a verb, to bloativate.

When I couldn't button my jeans, I immediately was bloativated.

by Ddorfjt July 25, 2009

bloativate

verb. to cause a feeling of bloativation, i.e. to inspire someone to feel fat and hence the need to get in shape.

When he asked if I was pregnant, it totally bloativated me.

by Ddorfjt July 25, 2009

Bloaty McFloaty

Abdominal portrusion (bloating) so much that you resemble that of a floating balloon.

Female (general) cause: That 'time of the month'.

Male (general) cause: Too much donuts and beer.

"Stay clear guys..my mom's a 'Bloaty McFloaty' today".

"If I only knew 20 years ago my hubby would go from 'class jock' to 'Bloaty McFloaty'!"

"Whudup Bloaty McFloaty!"

"Bloaty McFloaty is in the house!"

by heartley99 April 30, 2010