Binoculars

When something is eye-openingly outrageous or worth noticing...

Damn dude...did you see that new DAIM graffiti book? That stuff is binoculars!

by Swayzee August 1, 2005

Bipolar

Bipolar disorder is a behavioral disorder with severe changes in mood and energy. These changes affect a person’s ability to handle their day-to-day tasks. These changes in behavior are defined by the types of symptoms a person is experiencing: manic, depressive, or mixed. Each period could last weeks to months.

My friend is bipolar

by I'm_A_Bisexual_Bitch July 6, 2018

bipolar

One minute you're riding an emotional rainbow generated by the laughter of unicorns that fart skittles and the next minute you fall straight into the pitch-black pits of depression where dementors feast on your soul only to be rescued a half hour later by Old Saint Nicholas brandishing a chimney bazooka that shoots confetti.

Normal Reaction: I JUST WON THE LOTTERY! I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!

Bipolar Reaction: I JUST WON THE LOTTERY! Now I'm going to go cry myself to sleep in a corner until death takes me...

by Dexter11233 May 2, 2011

biochemist

A euphemism employed by science teachers in situations where it is inappropriate to use the word cunt, which accurately describes the world's most heinous inhabitants.

"He's a right biochemist."

by clinical biochemist June 13, 2014

Binocs

Short for "binoculars", which are basically hand-held magnification visors. Binoculars also come in a WIDE variety of styles and capabilities, not to mention magnification power.

"What do you see there?"
"I don't know. I'm gonna use my binocs."

by Dave June 21, 2004

Bipolar friend

Defined by having two "opposite" characteristics in a friendship.
The persons becomes your good friend one day but becomes an acquaintance the very next.
The pattern of "Good friend to acquaintance" and vice-versa continues, often gaping from days to weeks, to even months.

Iqra: I met Khaqan at a party and we became very good friends, however we didn't talk much at all after the party ended, but recently, we ran into each other on the street and hung out like we were very good friends. I don't know what to call this friendship.

Muhammad: You two are Bipolar friends.

by ikrasaleemkhan March 11, 2013

Bipod

To steal one of your friend's friends by creating a close broship or "tripod" consisting of all three of you and then slowly turning the "tripod" into a "bipod" by becoming best friends with the new friend and kicking out your old friend.

Elliot should never have introduced Kevin to Steve because Kevin went ahead and bipodded the shit out of him.

When Ryan went and traveled the world, Elliot bipodded Dwight away from him.

by duffsterbater November 17, 2010