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Big Bad Bert

A being of such power, that if any women are in a 50 meter radius they squirt.
"Oh no, here comes Big Bad Bert."
"I Heard he makes the bitties squirt."
by Mechajuarez August 20, 2012
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bert mccracken

bert has the most amazing vocal cords i have ever heard. and he is HOTTT(3 t's)
a guy that can smoke and scream that well is god to me
by you choose October 17, 2003
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Berry Punch

The most addictive beverage ever made. It can only be purchased at Knotts Berry Farm with a meal or in concentrate form.
"What did you do today?"
"I went to Knotts and got some Berry Punch."
"You son of a bitch."
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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dark berry

A womans anus. The rich berry like entry to her ass.
Jen left Nick because he refused to taste the dark berry.
by Homojomo May 1, 2006
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bert mccracken

mmmm... yep, he's a man who promises sex to everyone at The Used shows... and im still waiting to claim mine... aaand i think he should make out with gerard and quinn a little more often and go on stage naked... ohhh yea
*look in my eyes, im jaded now, whatever that means, by sharing these things, i rip my heart out, its worth my time whatever that means... sooooo share with me, cuz i need it right now let me see your insides, or write me off, cuz id rather die now if you wont open up... give it to me, give me all, whatever you want... its never been me to want this much from you i can see... share with me cuz i need it right now let me see your inside, or write me off cuz i rather die now if you wont open up.. you wont open up* -Noise and Kisses
by Sarah Brown March 23, 2005
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Berta

Short form of Alberta, similar to America=Merica!
Big jacked up diesels, expensive boats but no water, welcome to Berta!
by Epluribisunum August 12, 2015
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dingus berry

A dingus berry is very similar to a dingleberry, but on the front. In other words, its a dried up globule of semen hanging from a pubic hair which dangles somewhat resembling a berry.
Ohh shit i had a wank last night but was too tired too clean up now i got a load of dingus berry's to deal with.
by Sodhapop October 9, 2007
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