Muff Berries

Second or third generation of pubic lice eggs being formed as a result of condition being left untreated.

Ex. 1: Shannon, I just got one of your muff berries in my mouth. Alton Brown would say "That's not good eats!"

Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!

by dj.wav July 30, 2008

Twig and Berries

Another funny name for a mans junk

After getting smacked in the twig and berries, I cried my eyes out

by _Cheezpuff$_ May 12, 2015

Cockle Berries

one's ball sack. the berries of your cock.

Yo man how your cockle berries holding up after that night with that "easy fat chick"

She wasnt very easy with my sack yo. She pounced up and down i thought they popped

by aychexsee February 17, 2008

cherries and berries

Something said when one either sees flashing police lights or is being chased by the cops

Jerry: Dude, I'm being chased by some cherries and berries right now!
Phil: Well maybe you shouldn't have robbed that bank, bruh.

by Wheat101 February 28, 2019

dipped berries

a polite way to refer to your balls, post teabag.

While out to brunch, my girlfriend ordered the dipped berries, and I laughed, because she just asked the waiter to teabag her.

by Alejandro Sanchez January 6, 2008

beaver berries

Crusted pieces of feces, dried semen, blood, vaginal discharge or other similar substance found on the pubic hair of a woman. More common in the 1970s and 80s when hairy pussy was popular. Can be found on gutter sluts with poor personal hygiene.

What do you think Hillary is doing tonight? Probably combing the beaver berries out of her bush.

I am not going camping without a shower for that long again. By the third day I had a patch of beaver berries to harvest.

by Father Tyme January 6, 2014

Whisker Berries

1) A hairy scrotum resembling kiwi between a mans legs.

My Girlfriends Mom kicked me right in the Whisker Berries!

by ChanMan9001 May 5, 2015