Bastfried
Bastfried by Waterchickennnnn January 17, 2017
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Bastard Hot
A term used to describe when an object reaches a temperature in excess of what would normally be considered 'hot'.
Mr. Spanners addressed the classroom. "Listen up, students, this is an important physics lesson. A cup of tea is hot. An oven is really hot. The lava currently melting through the roof is bastard hot."
"Don't touch! It's bastard hot!”, Jeff the blacksmith shouted across the workshop as Alice stared hypnotically at the glowing orange lump of metal, fresh from the brazing hearth. These warnings fell on deaf ears, as Alice's poor judgement and dull intellect instructed her to pick up the metal piece, promptly rewarding her for this action with second-degree burns.
"But, Dr. McVillainous, the lair's tar pits only need to be hot enough to dispose of pesky superheroes and former employees. Raising the temperature to bastard hot will not provide any advantage and will only raise our fuel bills....", the nervous advisor quivered as he delivered his report.
Dr. McVillainous raised his hand and slapped his subordinate hard across the face. "I want to strike fear into the hearts of men! Nothing short of bastard hot will do!"
"Don't touch! It's bastard hot!”, Jeff the blacksmith shouted across the workshop as Alice stared hypnotically at the glowing orange lump of metal, fresh from the brazing hearth. These warnings fell on deaf ears, as Alice's poor judgement and dull intellect instructed her to pick up the metal piece, promptly rewarding her for this action with second-degree burns.
"But, Dr. McVillainous, the lair's tar pits only need to be hot enough to dispose of pesky superheroes and former employees. Raising the temperature to bastard hot will not provide any advantage and will only raise our fuel bills....", the nervous advisor quivered as he delivered his report.
Dr. McVillainous raised his hand and slapped his subordinate hard across the face. "I want to strike fear into the hearts of men! Nothing short of bastard hot will do!"
Bastard Hot by JankZappa January 22, 2022
stinky bastard
An expression that shows a negative attitude towards a person.
In fact, it´s used in situations where people are filled with anger due to the behaviour of others. Equals expressions like "asshole".
In fact, it´s used in situations where people are filled with anger due to the behaviour of others. Equals expressions like "asshole".
Oh yeah, that stinky bastard gave me a call at 3 am this morning!
Next time I will definitely tell this stinky bastard how to behave in public!
Next time I will definitely tell this stinky bastard how to behave in public!
stinky bastard by Bernd Hoffmann October 29, 2007
Door Bastard
An individual that is unaware that they are the cause of an automatic door to open. Often harmless unless the outside temperature is frigid and the opening of the door leads to unwanted bursts of cold air.
It was fricking cold outside & that door bastard kept tripping the automatic sensor so we nearly froze our a$$e$ off in the lobby.
Door Bastard by That old guy January 30, 2009
Gobble Basting
When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man cums inside, after which he removes himself from said anus and inserts a turkey baster inside the anus to retrieve the semen. He then proceeds to put it into the girls mouth.
Charlie Brown: "Damn, I done gone Gobble Basted a ho!" from the special Kwanza edition on Youtube.
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"
Gobble Basting by 46GST March 5, 2010
smug bastard
smug bastard by ______.. February 18, 2017
pussy bastard
An adjective, zayn malik uses for the mfs who dare to fuck with him. A side effect : It makes people horny when zayn says it.
pussy bastard by zaynsquishybabie June 7, 2021