AWK

AWK (Awkward King)

Is the term to call a friend whose so awkward in conversations people tend to stop talking whenever the AWK talks.

AWK: Hey how's the weekends for ya'll?
Others: ......
AWK: okay..

by LeLuLu January 4, 2022

sarcash awk sesh

when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.

Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?

Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!

by sarcasm is the language of wit May 31, 2009

Awk Ab

when a person has an odd ab out. like a 7 pack or a 11 pack!

Wow kid. lets talk about an awk ab!

by awkotaco fan May 4, 2012

De-Awk

When you are in an awkward situation and you get out of it or you see one coming and you prevent it from happening.

Me and this girl were talking about Trump and things got pretty awkward so I had to de-awk the situation and change the subject to puppies.

by iamanthonydean November 17, 2018

Awking

The act of awkwardly walking with someone

Damn bitch we be awking all day because Joey and Nicki didn’t show up.

by AMFAD (all my friends are dead December 6, 2019

lock-awk

Short for locker-awkward, this is when one breaks up with one's middle school significant other and subsequently avoids eye contact whilst both are at their respective lockers.

OMG, guys, ever since I broke up with Joey things have been totally lock-awk. He won't even say hi and I just want things to like before we were together - you know, like two weeks ago.

by polly334pocket December 7, 2009

Awk-Nerd

Awkward Nerd or some one who is always LOLing or ROFLing. Came up with by me, SF.

Kelley: "hey sara what are you doing? lol"
Sara: "just being an Awk-Nerd with my g-ma. rofl right?"
Kelley: "yeah you look like an awk-nerd. lmao"

by LOL MANIAC!@#$%^&* May 17, 2011