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artistocrat 

A person who uses their excessive wealth to surround themselves with trendy artists and overpriced works of art to elevate their status in society.
Artistocrats can suck my balls. I mean, really, get a freakin' life of your own!
artistocrat by TNunnster February 6, 2010

Recovering Pick Up Artist 

Recovering PUA ("Pick Up Artist") - N. A person who, after studying mass-marketed 'Pick Up Techniques' and putting them into practise, discovers that he is not any happier, nor self-satisfied, nor socially-calibrated than he was before - only now he cannot communicate with people except in 'PUA jargon', and has alienated all his non-PUAfriends.
"Have you noticed the change in Larry? I'm not embarrassed to be seem with him anymore!"

"Yeah, he's a Recovering Pick Up Artist; he's got it mostly under control now. If he starts ignoring us to hit on every girl around, or if he starts dehumanizing women, we're supposed to call his Sponsor."

Gran Autismo 

When the autism levels are so high it becomes a new stage of pure cringe and embarrassment.

A parody of the racing game series 'Gran Turismo'
1: This furry convention is on a new level of autism

2: i know it's Gran Autismo in here
Autism is a neurodevelopmental disorder. It's characterized by impaired social interaction, verbal and non-verbal communication, and restricted and repetitive behaviour.

If you use it as an insult, I will hunt you down and murder you (no, not literally).
Aaron scoffed. "Look at her, she clearly has autism." Hannah slapped him in the face.

"Autism isn't an insult." Quinn protested.
Autism by Nicole+ May 2, 2015

bullshit artist 

1) Someone with a talent for convincing lies
2) Someone who lies/boasts incessantly, usually to comedic effect, intentional or accidental
3) wordsmith
"I swear, tomorrow, I will wear a matador costume"
Not an insult.
Why are you reading urbdic for this definition?
Here's a good resource.
autisticadvocacy.org/about-asan/about-autism/
Person 1: "Oh, he's autistic. He gets overwhelmed if there is too much noise at once, for example.."
Autism.
Autism by Equationally June 12, 2022