assprehension

Assprehension is when you're not quite sure what's about to come out of your own ass.

Dude, I had a bad case of assprehension before I ripped ass.

by Fah-Que Twice September 24, 2021

Assperger's syndrome

It is an acute often temporary neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual see a women with a great ass.

We were late leaving the mall because Eric develop Assperger's Syndrome and started following this girl, with short shorts and her ass hanging out, all over the mall.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022

assbleed

when you wipe your ass too much and the paper starts to get red.

Shit, i got an assbleed

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 18, 2022

Assplaining

1. When a "well-meaning" asshole of any gender bestows unsolicted and obvious (or obviously stupid) advice.

2. A caring act of condescension.

Elder: You know, if you stopped going to Starbucks, you could pay off your student loans.

Junior: I don't need you assplaining debt management to me.

by Ameraliyan_Writer January 4, 2023

Asspen

A rare breed of huma who enjoys to be called master itto. If seen proceed with caution.

The Asspen pounded into a gorou bodypillow.

by Fran?! April 7, 2023

assplosion

When you eat Burger King and/or Taco Bell and the toilet paper roll disappears because the shit turned your ass a different skin color.

Uh-oh, Burger King does NOT want me to eat Whoppers anymore. I just had an assplosion in my pants.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 9, 2023

arizona assplay

When a male/female gets a cactus needle shovedup their rectum for sexual pleasure and bleed out of the anus.

Paula: Why won't you sit right?
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.

by Poopcicle July 12, 2014