Assmitten

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

by Shambler August 26, 2004

dumb as shit

really stupid

dude, that chil dis dumb as shit

by brittany October 11, 2003

10 gallon asshat

1. an asshat of extreme proportions.
2. one who engages in frequent and unwarranted asshattery

that man is a 10 gallon asshat

by z-minus August 25, 2005

good ass friend as shit

What you tell a person who is a good friend of yours when you are trashed.

Lauren, you're a good ass friend as shit!

by fallingrace67 August 19, 2009

asshatitude

Combining the words asshat and attitude:
behavior displaying the mindset or perspective of an asshat.

I'm sick of that jerk's rude, boorish behavior and asshatitude.

by Brian L. Kelly April 8, 2007

asshattan

1.Asshattan is a place with a high asshat occupation level.

1.Any asshat's place of dwelling because they occupy the place they're tainting with their asshatery.

Go take your sorry ass back to Asshattan where it belongs.

Obviously Asshattan is your favorite place to hang out and eat ass and wear ass on your head.

by Twacklock January 23, 2008

asshattery

Asshattery;

1. The act of displaying properties or characteristics of an asshat. This includes but is not limited to wearing your ass for a hat or saying/commiting an act that causes the audience in presence to become dumber.

2. The art of becoming or practicing flagrantly being an asshat.

1. "This is clearly asshattery! Where's my label maker? He said don't lick the lead bullet."

by AzNGuNSmokE November 16, 2005