assertive

Someone who makes the initiative to take action

In order to be assertive you have to be motivated

by Gerard Irick November 12, 2010

Assistant Managing Editor (AME)

An individual working on a journal (often a Law Review) that does excellent work but can be catty/judgy.

AME: Did you see that guy? He looks like Jabba the Hutt?

Girl: Why you gotta be so catty?

Guy: Because he's an Assistant Managing Editor (AME).

by legalshenanigans August 21, 2014

best of asbestos

what you say to describe that is so shit that it is the best at
being the shittest and most bomb

it derives from the court case of asbestos victims who were left with no words to describe the tyranny of the companies

this new movie is the best of asbestos; imdb gave it 1/10

by iambastard August 24, 2010

Asset

Sarcastic slang term used to refer to a particularly ineffective/incompetent female firefighter. Assets are often protected and given false praise because no chief or administrator has the balls to terminate a female who can't do the job.

After years of being sheltered from reality and held to a lower standard than their male couterparts, the assets will often believe the bullshit said about them and develop a false sense of worth. At that point you're stuck with them forever.

The chief told the newspaper that Kathy is a valued asset to the department. What a bunch of bullshit, the stupid twat finds a new way to fuck up at every fire.

by IsThisNameBeingUsed August 27, 2010

assertive

To do what you want to do, in an aggressive yet not overbearing way. To go for what you want.

People were scattered timidly around the keg, so I stepped up to it in an assertive manner and took over the tap.

by Jeffro Moravo January 12, 2006

Aim Assist

Aim Assist is an extremely overpowered function all keyboard and mouse gamers have to go against constantly and unskilled controller players fuck them up because they have aim assist
Synonyms include: Aimbot, Hacks
Antonyms include: Skill, Trained Aim

e.g "OMG how that kid triple headshotted me when hip firing he has Aim Assist!"

by MoTheSlow April 2, 2020

bag of asses

what the black scented markers smell like, according to mr. dane cook.

"the black marker always smelled like an asshole. *sniff* wtf is that? *sniff* that is a bag of asses!"

by kkkkkkkkfffffffffffffffffff August 26, 2006