The awesome answer

The awesome answer is used at a time when you think it is appropriate to answer to someones question with not the truth, but a more amazing story. usually spoken in a sarcastic, boasting manner.

TRUE ANSWER --

rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"

cool guy - "well i was slicing a hot dog the other day and the knife slipped and cut me.."

rando guy - "wow thats fucking dumb..."

THE AWESOME ANSWER -

rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"

cool guy - "well its funny you mention it rando guy, so the other day i was just fighting off some panthers in the rain forest, yeah i fell out of a tree and one of the panthers bit me..nbd really"

rando guy - "ZOMG thats pretty intense cool guy!"

by ALMFFE December 07, 2010

answer fucker

The person who will only fuck you if you ask for it.

Fundo loved his answer fucker because she always did what he asked.

by authOOr August 08, 2006

final answer

In french, "final answer" means brownwood.

Drew Bouldin told Olivia Teague his final answer was poteet.

by oijalkfdg May 08, 2009

answer-dumpster

1. a person who loves to correct others in pronunciation of words and meanings of things if they're said out of context, just to piss you off.

2. a person who looks up complicated matters online just to try and cockblock you later in conversation.

Joe: "so in my early-civilization class, i learned about how women were hunter-gatherer's for the men. you wanna hunt for me, baby?"

Hottie: "totally."

(evesdropping) Jenkins: "actually, hunter-gatherers, in the true sense of the word is of a masculine origin. there's no way that word can mean anything else."

Joe: "hey thanks for that info man. Why don't you gather my balls in your mouth now?"

Hottie: *giggles* "what an answer-dumpster."

by concussionme August 24, 2009

analog answer

Responding to someone's question directly through non-digital means.

A person to person verbal response, the old way-free of tweets, likes, follows etc.

"Nope, Ryan doesn't use Facebook or Twitter or anything like that, you'll have to give him an analog answer."

by NVJV October 16, 2013

answering machine

An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.

I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.

by Qbert August 23, 2003

Back answer

To reply to someones question or statement by farting loudly on queue while ignoring that person.

I asked a question of my partner and all they did was back answer from in the shower.

by Pippi Scragbag September 11, 2008