Sticky Android

when a person hands you their phone and it's sticky or greasy, sweaty.
you can also use the word for any surface that feels uncomfortable touching for example a sticky fridge handle or a sweaty PlayStation controller.

my friend gave her phone to me. err why is it greasy? Sticky Android! Sticky Android!

by daemankpop January 5, 2022

human-android marriages

a hilarious statement made by a conservative MP of Canada stating that once we make gay marriages legal, polygamy , human-animal, and human-android marriages will come into effect because these are all part of their "rights".

"Why not legalize human-android marriages, they are no different from gay marriages, and it's our right too!"

"gay marriages should have their own word, likebablooza or something"

by W)RD< G August 3, 2004

Hello, my name is [name], the android sent by Cyberlife

The standard introduction used by Cyberlife androids. Can also be shortened to "My name is name".

Android: Hello, my name is name, the android sent by Cyberlife.
Hank: ...You can't be serious.

by AC1000 July 8, 2020

gay android

A metal robot who receives pleasure (programmed to think it receives pleasure) by taking a large stick between the twig and berries. Usually preformed with an abundance of WD-40.

"Harry I think Dumbledore wants you."
"That's just a gay android Ronald"

by BurntWuud October 8, 2017

blessed android

Term used to describe frustration or discontent. Similar to saying "Christ!!!", "Shit", or "Dow!!!".

1.Blessed android!
2. You've just dropped change EVERWHERE....."Blessed android!!"

by Angela Buchan January 18, 2007

Paranoid Android

Typically someone who is always paranoid either generally or when they are on drugs.

Tony-“eya man a swear a just heard someone knock on me door.”
Michael-“piss off tony ya been on gear for 4 days in a row that’s why. Stop being a paranoid android man.”

by WillyWhackerAttacker July 15, 2022

Vulcan android

Someone who takes things too literally, over-thinks everything, and dismisses anything that lacks a clear cut purpose as irrelevant.

Abbey: My god! This is just so awesome isn't it?

Lauren: ...Compared to what?

Abbey: Haha! You're such a Vulcan android.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010